I’ve Got A Drone For A Manager

You don’t have to be mad to work here,
But it helps if you don’t give a shit.

CCTV measures efficiencies,
But not your happiness.

Every second you’re on the clock,
So don’t try and think outside the box.
HR says you better look satisfied,
Cause your chair’s been electrified.

I’ve got a drone for a manager,
It’s buzzing round my head.
I’ve got a drone for a manager,
It’s tracking me in infrared.
And it drones on. It drones on.
It drones on. It drones on.

You don’t have to have a brain to work here,
But it helps if you’re not dead.

‘You’re a relic and a disappointment‘,
An AI tweets in a thread.

Everyday when you clock in,
And indulge in nihilistic whim.
You better recognise you’re ranked in between,
The shared printer and the coffee machine.

You do what you want,
You just do what you want,
And here I am, like an angel, taking the brunt.

From my human manager,
From my human manager,
They treat me like I’m just the janitor.

Well I, clean up after you,
I clean up after you,
I feel like a zookeeper down at the zoo.

They do what they want,
They just do what they want,
Carbon based entitlement.

You just do what you want,
You do what you want,
Blinded by enlightenment.